Greetings, knowledge seekers! I’m Sheldon Cooper, here to pitch a job that rivals a Star Trek premiere. My client needs a genius, and I’m on the case. Bazinga! Get ready for a role that demands precision and intellect.
Main Purpose of the Job
Implement designs from the CTO or Senior Developer – a mind sharper than Leonard’s, sans the romantic babble. Test them rigorously before the testers take over, tweaking databases and apps with the zeal I bring to sorting comics.
Key Responsibilities
General: Keep code PCI-compliant – stricter than my roommate agreement! Stay sharp with training and coding standards, collaborate to fix bugs and build features, and document like a physicist’s lab notes.
Features: Develop enhancements, scrutinizing requirements with my debunking skills.
Bugs: Diagnose and fix issues, aiding teams like I correct Penny’s science blunders.
Maintenance: Optimize software and automate builds – smoother than a D&D campaign.
Change Release: Assist with releases into DEV/QA and PROD – timed like a perfect “Bazinga!”
Knowledge, Qualifications & Experience
Four-year IT degree or equivalent – worthy of my academic glory.
10+ years’ experience.
Payment tech savvy (EMV a plus), plus Windows/Apple/Linux and networking basics.
Advanced Java/.Net and MSSQL/PostgreSQL skills – sharper than Wolowitz’s quips.
Competencies & Skills
Organized and detail-obsessed – like 3D chess.
Analytical and methodical – a quantum puzzle solver.
Documentation-driven – chaos isn’t an option.
Creative problem-solver – rivaling my deductive flair.
Intermediate computer skills – even Raj could keep up!
Why Apply?
This isn’t just a job – it’s an intellectual quest! If you’ve got the brains, apply now. Let’s debate Superman’s flight mechanics over your flawless code. Bazinga!
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